Still have questions about the ToiletBowl? Geez, what are you? Like some five year old kid with an never-ending desire to ask "cause why?"

Never fear. Poobah and TBHQ have the patience of Job and will answer all of your questions.

What is the ToiletBowl?

Why do you have a website for this game?

Are these stories for real?

Why Thanksgiving?

What's Toilet Talk?

What's the deal?

Don't you have a life?

WHAT IS THE TOILETBOWL?
The ToiletBowl is a flag football game played every Thanksgiving morning. Like clockwork we wake up and find our way to the scheduled meeting point (usually some restaurant serving breakfast) and gorge ourselves on greasy American dining. We then go to a football field and pound on each other until around 11 am. No, this isn't a script for some strange Asian film, IT'S FOOTBALL! After that it's all Asper-cream and Advil. For a more detailed history on the ToiletBowl, please visit the HISTORY page.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A WEBSITE FOR THIS GAME?
It seems like Poobah was born to produce such a spectacle as the ToiletBowl, and this spectacle deserves a world wide audience. It all started as a hair-brained scheme to get supermodel Nikki Taylor in my grasp but quickly spiraled out of control into the sideshow you see here. Today, Poobah is married to the site....the only successful one he can claim. Does anyone really read this? I'm not sure why I have to justify it at all.

ARE THESE STORIES FOR REAL?
Absolutely...not. At least all of the stories about Austin Onek are true. Well, some of them have some true facts somehow wrapped into them. But like a wrestling script or your sad dating life, much of the facts are hugely far-fetched. A brotha has to have dreams don't he?

WHY THANKSGIVING ?
Why not? We're all off that morning....well, most of us anyway. The date goes all the way back in ToiletBowl-dom. See the HISTORY page for more details.

WHAT'S TOILET TALK?
Toilet Talk is the super-cool name Poobah gave to the Trash Talk page. He could have called it "Shirley" if he wanted to, he has total control over anything named "Shirley" and this site. Trash Talk is an artform in itself. It gives us yet another avenue to shamelessly drive visitors to this site so we can make lucrative advertising deals (that's "lucrative": lu-cra-tive, meaning "profitable, moneymaking. Used in a sentence: "Poobah has lucrative contract with VO5 mousse").

WHAT'S THE DEAL?
There is no deal, sucka! What's to explain? It's a history and tradition-rich flag football game that has been over-hyped by a maniacal ring leader. You can't stop it now, it must live.

DON'T YOU HAVE A LIFE?
Oddly enough, yes. At least now I do. There used to be more time to devote to my beloved game but I believe there's a government conspiracy to thwart me. It's "the MAN" keepign me busy and making him money so I can't preach the REAL message of Insignificance!