Don't ask don't tell. That's my policy.

After the play has been drawn in the dirt, Quagmire assembles on the line...only for another botched down.

Ground Zero! Line of scrimmage for yet another series of hapless plays involving Jimbo Harrell. I like the way Robert Wilkie accessorized his uniform to match the red flags.

Scott Willard facing off against Jeff "Kiwi" Tankersley. A Japanese cameraman took this one and thought it was Godzilla vs. Mothra.

Jerry Bonds takes time out to visit his tens of hundreds of thousan...his two fans.

It's chaos on the field as Billy Willard looks downfield.

The last play of the game saw "Big Momma" Richie Willard under a dogpile. He paid the price, but caught the ball.