Co-MVP's? I guess the Shelby's are riding on the coat tails of the Olsen twins and starting a trend.

That's a packed line and it can only mean one thing: FUMBLE!

Poobah (red shorts and sexy legs) chasing down Rob Shropshire. Scott Finley (foreground, with jersey) is pleading with everyone to stop the carnage.

I couldn't tell you what's going on here, except that once again, David Shelby arrived late and acted like he was part of the action.

Poobah is presented with his very own Lifetime Achievement Award. I'm humbled and grinning from ear to ear because I see that Richie weighs more than I do.

I pause out of respect for those who came before me, to give thanks to God....

..and then proceed to make the gay-est face EVER caught on film.

The MVP presentation ceremony. Everyone voted to give the Shelby's the CO-MVP award to save Thanksgiving for Shirley.

Billie Davie refuses to acknowledge the travesty and I agree.