Welcome to the 2003 ToiletBowl! Pregame meeting taking place in which rules, rosters, and whose outfit looks best are discussed.

The First Play of the game! We prayed for rain and the Big Guy delivered! The white thing that Shrop (32) is jumping over is water being pushed off the field by Kiwi Tankersley.

A timeless matchup. Richie Willard vs. David Shelby. The only problem is that Richie's flag is off but Dave is still grabbing. At least by him dinner....

The ToiletBowl usually degrades into tackle by the end of the game, but with so much water and so much mayonaisse running through their veins, the guys decided to call in the fat lady early and started tackling early on.

Chad Deaton and Tank decide to forget the play and fight each other. Bill Willard Sr. catches the ugly scene on tape.

That guy in the red hat is hot. Mack King (green jersey) and Scott Lee are scene absorbing his greatness. Mack's holding Hazel a little too close, but I'll let it slide and chalk it up to incidental contact.

Defiant fists are thrust to the sky as Quagmire strikes first!

The point of this picture is to showcase my brute strength. See Poobah (red cap) throwing David Castle around like a ragdoll.

Emma, put Hazel down....very carefully.

Poobah and Castle decide to tango again while everyone else plays the game. While Dave is a great dancer, he's aweful at stepping on toes and grabbing handfuls of my jersey. Notice the firm grip he has on me just before I dip him for the finale of our routine.

In a ToiletBowl first, the game stops and Jeff Hill and Rob Shropshire bust a move Kid n Play style, while Bo Harrell does his best Windmill. All the other guys can do is stand and point in amazement.

Meet your 2003 ToiletBowl Champs; the Quagmire Basins. It's no sorority girl picture, but it'll do....it'll do.