You can definitely tell that this isn't the first play of the game. It's too bad the camera can't capture the essence of "sucking wind", although it did seem to capture every partical of dust in the air.

In-game action captured by Poobah in the first ever "Toilet-Cam". No this isn't some sleezy pay-as-you-go web cam action, this is GAME TIME ACTION! Here Scott Brown is ushered out of bounds by the legend-killer, Billy Davie.

Here I am seen in mid-shot, getting in touch with my indian roots and doing my best rain dance. Richie "Big Momma" Willard is also seen showing Scott Green how to do his best high step dance move.

Another thing the camera can't pick up is the sound of beef slapping together. But this Toilet-Cam shot definitely shows the shockwaves. Here Chad Deaton is seen squaring off against a big black shoulder. Sounds like a prison movie, huh?

Bill "Legend Killer" Davie is in hot pursuit of the yet-to-be-named MVP, Cody Willard. Now how is it that this guy won the MVP title a few years ago? Oh yeah, that's Murray, staff photographer. He's got back.

Once again, Chody Willard catching a TD pass on his way to his first MVP title. By the way, that's John McPhail that got burned.

You can't tell here but an impromptu dance-off took place at mid field between Scott Willard and Mike McGlasson. Mike raises his hand in victory as Scott wonders where his skills went. Tank is looking at Richie Willard, ready to serve him.

Ah, two legends in their own rights. Scott Willard and Ken "Swill" Wilbanks. Ken is giving Scott fashion tips as Scott says "and you're wearing an Underdog shirt?".

After the game, legs are jello, bruises abound and temper cool as Jason Crawford looks on at Richie Willard and says to himself "you cocky little [expletive deleted]".

Pay attention to this. The so-called hardest working man in the game, Chad Deaton, sits with his hands in his pockets as the play ends. Obviously something good happened for Cesspool because Cody Willard is raising his hands...either that or he's checking his deodorant. It's Secret; strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..

Richie "Big Momma" Willard plays hard in this shot as Jeff "Thrill" Hill spots him. I'm seen in the distance hugging Scott as I always do.

Woo! Cat-like speed is what this is. Scott Willard blows past somebody who I can't make out as Ken Wilbanks takes a shot at QB for the Plungers. Once again, the hardest working man in the ToiletBowl, Chad Deaton is at mid-field, standing looking back at his QB.