Everybody wants to be somebody. At TBHQ we give you what your boss at Valvoline Instant Oil Change can't: a title. That's why every year (without fail) beginning on November 1st, folks start submitting their MVP bids to TBHQ.

In 2003, Poobah wisely incorporated not one, but two MVP categories. One for Actual play on the field, but also the Trash Talk MVP. Here are you 2006 winners:

2007 Athletic Prowess MVP: Jeff "Tank" Tankersley Jeff Tankersley, or Tank to all who know him, really shined in the 2007 game bringing a defensive cohesiveness that shut down an uninspiring Cesspool offense. Tank really knows how to "get down", and not jjust on the dance floor as shown in the picture above. He's a defensive guru that motivated his team to victory and propelled him right into the winner's circle. Jeff Tankersley, Your 2007 Athletic Prowess MVP

2007 Trash Talk MVP: Kim "Thrill-ette" Hill Why is Jeff Hill's picture here? Because I don't have a pic of his wife, who won last year's Trash Talk MVP award...because JEFF couldn't get the job done! So from now on, Jeff is known as "Thrill-ette" until he redeems himself to us. Kim, on the other hand, is doing great. She and Jeff are expecting a baby soon and I have naming rights over this child. I deem her to be "Hazel" in honor of our fallen Queen. Kim Hill, Your 2007 Trash Talk MVP

Everyone knows however that this prestigious title entirely depends on the fact that you are on the winning team. Then, it's up to who you know buddy. And we all know that the competition for MVP is as cut-throat as the Express Checkout line at Big Lots.The lucky individual (or should I say individualS?) received FREE Real Estate Services from RichieWillard.com....so Richie really benefitted from that. On top of that, they also got a year's worth of TrueEssential Vitamins and spent an equal amount of time in the bathroom.

Official TB Rules: -The Athletic Prowess MVP is chosen by both teams but can only be a representative of the WINNING TEAM. -The Trash Talk MVP is chosen by both teams. This category is based on being an actual Toilet Talk forum participant, quality of material, game day jawing, and general team motivation. It also helps if Poobah and TBHQ don't have to invent material for you, Gibrone.