This had to go down as one of the all time greatest ToiletBowls in history! We moved the game to a secluded location in Collierville at Powell Park ( on the soccer fields), which was perfect. We were away from the prying eyes of THE MAN, who always keeps us down.

The fireworks started early, before the game started, when the Grand Poobah of the TB revealed himself as the Defector! Quagmire sat in stunned silence as Lanny tore off the black jersey of the Basins to reveal his true colors of the Plungers! There were gasps from Quagmire, while Cesspool howled in victory!

The coin toss resulted in another victory for Cesspool as we chose to receive.

The first play of the game was an out pass to Lanny Willard, which he dropped. Not a very good way to step out, but he recovered nonetheless.

The next few Cesspool plays were nothing but sheer power. The same running play over and over again, mixed with a few short passes resulted in the first touchdown pass thrown by Robert Wilke to Chad Bing (a newcomer). Cesspool 7, Quagmire 0.

Quagmire came out of the gates and began moving the ball, but ultimately failed in the first drive, turning the ball over on downs somewhere near their endzone.

Cesspool went to work on the confused Basins and began pounding away. Run, run, pass and all of a sudden, the Plungers were knocking on the Basin's door. Next play, Wilke to Brian Shelby...........GIVE HIM SEVEN! Cesspool 14, Quagmire 0.

Quagmire quickly rallied their troops and began to put together a series of great plays. The plungers defense was constantly rushing, and Quagmire kept them off balance with two QB's and creative plays. The first Quagmire TD went to Richie Willard. Cesspool 14, Quagmire 7.

The next series of plays brought some confusion to Cesspool. Botched plays, mis-cues, and weak pass protection brought on a turnover. Quagmire intercepted, and began their march to glory! Or so they thought.

Their next series of plays were not up to par, and obviously they were reeling from the defection. They couldn't ride the emotional bandwagon that brought on the Cesspool interception, and turned the ball over themselves.

The next series for Cesspool happened like this: Run, pass, pass. It was 4th and 8 on the 45 yeard line. Cesspool went for it on a short pass to Lanny for the first down. The pass was under-thrown, but Lanny made an incredible catch! Sliding on his back, he caught the ball across the first down marker.....He is my hero! Cesspool continued to march down the field for the inevitable touchdown. Wilke to Grand Poobah, Lanny Willard. Cesspool 21, Quagmire 7.

That's how the first half ended.

After the half, Cesspool recieved and prompted themselves to march down the field....only to fail. Cesspool recovered, and failed themselves. That's how the next few plays went. Until the last 10 minutes of the game. I don't exactly remember alot of how it went down (I'll have to watch the tapes and give you an acccurate report at a later date), but it ended in a score of 44-28, Cesspool on top.

I apologize for having a bad memory, but never fear, I won't give up until the actual facts are posted here for your viewing pleasure!

Signing off to TBHQ,

Lanny Willard