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Founded in 1973, Quagmire College exists on the pristine banks of Nonconnah Creek. Nestled in the scenicneighborhoods of Parkway Village, students can arise each and every morning to the sound of crackling gunfire.

We at Quagmire are committed to excellence and this purpose is passed on to our students...who must live each day asif it is "opposite day" because they do anything but exceed. In fact, our students aren't really concerned witheducation at all. We commit our entire academic calendar to football.

We quickly learned that the average American student had no interest in learning or bettering themselves. Studiessupported the fact that most countries excelled in Mathmatics and Science and instead of trying to beat ourcompetetion, we decided to do something they weren't good at: Football. And that's red-blooded, American football!

Where most schools compete for major bowl placement, we simply don't care. The only game that matters takes placeBEFORE any of the other so-called "major" bowl games. The ToiletBowl is the Most Insignificant Bowl Game EVER and weare active participants each and every year.

The mascot of Quagmire College is the Basin. Which is commonly referred to as "the bowl" on toilets.

If you are interest in a tour of Quagmire College, please click here. Visits are encouraged.